Troll

questionnaire

• Name/Nickname — Troll
• Date/Place of Birth — 10.10.1977, Leningrad
• Religious Views — It’s personal
• Personal Motto — “Peace and work to you, vodka and beer to me!”
• Orientation/Alignment — Towards the nearest beer stall… by scent
• Marital Status — Complete
• Education/Occupation — “We all have studied, if a little…”
• What I wanted to be as a child — Thank God I’m not this someone
• What I play — Guitar
• My Playing Experience — Not much, really — about 12-13 years
• Previous Bands — NOMANS LAND, PAINFUL MEMORIES, took part in The Elven Manuscript metal opera, did some session work (vocals) with Epidemia, The Dartz, Coma, Citadel, Krilya, Alfa-Strekozy.
• Other Jobs — No
• Favourite Colour — Beige, green, natural brown
• Favourite Drink — Beer, elite alcohol, NESTEA peach, peach and mango juice
• Favourite Food — Omnivorous, except for by-products and seafood. Soy sauce! Mayonnaise! Ketchup! Anything spicy!
• Favourite Music — I… hate… music…
• What I value in people — Decency
• What I value in women — Beauty and sincerity
• My Best Recreation — Too many options here
• My Hobby — Tourism, collection of beer mugs, festival t-shirts (of those we took part in, naturally), presents of fans. Fridge magnets!
• My Dream House — It’s personal
• How would I spend $1000000 — I certainly would, you dare to doubt me?
• How would I like to meet my old age — What’s an “old age”?
• My Corner of Hatred — Upper train shelves, beer glass underfilling and beer staleness, pistachio packs not opened, standby mode when calling, berets when women wear it, late comings, idlers (like metro staff), disagreement with my opinion
• Favourite Joke — Currently it’s the story of how I failed to find my €1000 on the eve of leaving a holiday home in Spain. I searched all over the place and was going to report a robbery when I suddenly found the money under the mattress, where I had hidden it away previously.